Modern "Humor"

And the joke of it is.. We're never going to be friends again, even though I used to think you were my other half.
And the joke of it is.. You deserve her, so it's probably a good thing you left me.
And the joke of it is.. I don't enjoy your company, yet you're the only person that still seems to care for me.
And the joke of it is.. I'm the only one that sees the selfish tendencies in your selfless words.
And the joke of it is.. Everyone I know is changing.
And the joke of it is.. Maybe Im the only one changing.

And the joke of it is.. I've never once laughed at all the "jokes" above.